Will.I.Am Feat. Cheryl Cole From Girls Aloud | Please, Make It Stop Already!
I quite like Will.I.Am, both when he’s doing his Black Eyed Peas thing, and when he’s making celebrity packed videos for American Presidential hopeful Barack Obama, but what the hell is this pile of steaming horse crap?
I also quite like Cheryl Cole/Tweedy from British pop group Girls Aloud. She’s probably the fittest and most talented one of the five, although that’s not saying much, but again, I’ll repeat myself, what the hell is this pile of steaming horse crap?
Actually, we should just forget Cheryl Cole and omit her part in this abortion of a music video altogether as quite frankly she doesn’t actually do anything in it whatsoever.
She appears in the last thirty seconds, utters a few words, and pretends to be a belly dancer - that’s hardly fitting of a featuring byline now is it?
Will.I.Am meanwhile probably wrote the song, produced the video, and did everything else he could possibly think of, so we need to blame him.
It’s not that the song is that bad, no hang on, I can’t lie to you, it is. And what is it with all the stuttering? If you don’t have a speech impediment, then don’ act as though you do, it’s not big and it’s certainly not clever.
And so on to the video, which must have cost at least $5 to make. One empty room, some idiots wearing black costumes pretending to be stars, and Will.I.Am dancing like an uncle at a wedding. Great stuff.
Song: 3/10
Video: 2/10
Cheryl Cole’s Part In The Whole Thing: Non-Existent
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