The Locust Is Pissy.
by 
ccullari on September 5th, 2007
The Locust
“We Have Reached A Verdict and No One Gives A Shit”
Album: New Erections
You know why no one gives a shit? Because you’re illustrating your dead point with a dull video.
The American Dream is a lie and its caused Americans to become fat and lazy and obsessed with sex, power, money and food and believe in a government and standard family unit that may not actually be all it’s cracked up to be?
Holy crap, guys! Alert the press! Take over the airwaves! Violently shake us awake us from our robotic subservience to corporate conglomerates and greedy government with a–! Bloody revolution?! Significant piece of art?
No, a slide show. The only thing missing is a wipe transition and some spinning text. Maybe my sixth grade computer lab teacher expounding on the usefulness of the “Copy/Paste” function or my grandmother praying for the damned souls trapped in the glowing glass box .
Song: 3/10
Video: PowerPoint ‘98/10
Number of dancing skeletons too many used in this video: One
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