POS Clearly Does Not Stand For What You Think It Does
POS
“Bleeding Hearts Club”
Album: Audition
Holy crap. What a video. Beautifully shot in black and white, with a narrative that complements both the complex lyrics and spacey beat and an opening montage cut to hand claps that just sucks you right in. Mmmm…smell that? It’s fresh video, straight out of the Video Lovin’ Oven. Man, I love that oven. Makes a great batch of cookies, too.
That being said, I have to point out that there’s clearly something wrong here. Listen, POS, I appreciate the effort–probably more than anyone–but I feel you’re setting a dangerous precedent. If you insist on making clever, classy videos to complement your smooth flow, intelligent word-play and eclectic beats, you’re going to put a whole lot of people out of business. I hereby request that you cease with this meaningful crap and begin forcing women into ill-fitting wardrobes so that they can better “put their back into it,” “it,” being “your lap.”
Also, please start flashing money and treating it with more respect than said women. Why not? After all, women aren’t gonna be buying the cars you’ll be driving in your next video, right? Right.
Glad we had this talk, Suge Knight was getting worried.
Song: 8/10
Video: 8/10
Number of hood rats that best be slain next time around: At least 20
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