Julian Casablancas Says You Sleep With The Fishes
Albert Hammond, Jr.
“101″
Album: Yours To Keep
So this is what happens when you blow off The Strokes for a little bit? They leave you for dead on the side of the road and try to make it look like an accident?
That’s what Albert Hammond Jr’s thinking when he wakes up at the beginning of this video.
Panicking at the realization that his new band’s writing music without ghost-him, he uses the powers of excessive zooms to figure out what Jesus would do in a situation like this. He correctly discerns that Jesus would become a shambling member of the undead and fall apart just before he could exact his bloody revenge.
Before you tell me that’s not what Jesus did, I encourage you to read the Bible–and not the one in the hotel dresser drawer, that one’s crap. Check out the King Chris Translation! It’s the most accurate, not to mention the most exciting.
It’s all in there–the zombies, the weather machine, the lightsaber fight with Judas–everything!
Oh, and of course, I should mention that from now on, Mondays will be featuring a video from the artist of the week over at Sammi Dittloff’s “52 Bands,” so to find out more about Al Hammond, Jr., and what Julian really thinks of the solo project, head on over there!
Song: 7/10
Video: 5/10
Ways Julian Can Smite You For Crossing Him: 17
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