Killed By The Video Star

“How Bizarre” Doesn’t Even Begin To Describe This…

by ccullari on October 15th, 2007

OCM
“How Bizarre”
Album: How Bizarre

If The Rock—–>

and 1970’s Frank Langella—–>

had a child, that child’s band’s album cover would look like this:

It would also have eyebrows that go on enough adventures to justify a cartoon show, comic book, and toy line based around them. Hope you’re ready to buy your kid a pair of Official “Rock Langella Grow ‘Em If Ya Got ‘Em Super Crime Fighting Eyebrows” this Christmas.

Unfortunately, those eyebrows could do nothing to stop the child’s band from making terrible videos.

I mean, hypothetically.

Not that this video is terrible. It’s not. It’s actually life threatening.
I shouldn’t have posted it. I’m so, so sorry. This is not how I planned on revisiting 1995. Next time we step in the Way-Back Machine, 200% more Mad About You n00dz. Promise!

Song: 7/10
Video: 1/10
Number of Fresh Prince extras in this video: 7. Maybe 8 if you count that guy in the backseat.

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