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Killed By The Video Star

Archive for August 2007

August 8th, 2007

People From Long Island Are Funny

Billy Joel
“Uptown Girl”
Album: An Innocent Man
Thank God for Billy Joel. Without him, this rich, white uptown girl would never be freed from her rich, white existence into a urban landscape, where gay men are allowed to be mechanics and black people not only exist, but can drive cars and dance!
Oh, Billy. You absolutely […]

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August 8th, 2007

They Used Me

The Used
“The Bird and the Worm”
Album: Lies For the Liars
Well, I guess I can give them credit for attempting to be epic and for making the lead singer, Burt McCracken, look like Kurt Cobain in the facial region at least…with the hair, kinda?
Visually arresting as parts of it may be (I’m looking at you, gravity-less […]

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August 6th, 2007

Digging A Hole With A Spoon

By now, you all know the drill. Monday = Sammi Dittloff’s Band of the Week. We here at Killed By The Video Star promise she’s real cool. And we don’t lie.
Except during Christmastime. Because if you’re not good, you don’t get presents, and we all know the only way out of […]

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August 2nd, 2007

How Low Can You Go?

Foo Fighters
“Low”
Album: One By One
Jack Black and Dave Grohl hole up in a hotel room for the night. When they come out the next morning, they are new men.
If you were watching this video on MTV, that’s probably all you would get to see, and you would be left to assume that what took […]

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August 2nd, 2007

If You Love Thongs So Much, Why Don’t You Marry Them?

Sisqo
“The Thong Song”
Album: Year of the Dragon
No one has ever been more passionate about thongs than Sisqo. No one has ever been more convinced that silver hair and white gloves with only two fingers don’t make you look gay either.
There’s so much that is laugh out loud funny about this video, that my job’s […]

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